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1 year ago · 9,273 notes (© fuckyeahgodofmischief)
#fucking what the fuck #what #why #is this bothering no one else #is there some secret clause in his contract that stipulates that all his photoshoots have to be the fucking weirdest #what kind of creative directors #''yes please hold this peeled banana that we purchased especially for you whilst looking into the middle distance'' #''if you wish to mull over the many greek classics you enjoyed and performed in your youth that is also okay'' #''the banana symbolizes the privilege and influence you now hold as a young white male actor in the entertainment industry'' #''looking away from the banana shows that you are unaware of this privilege'' #''in the next photo please turn your head towards it organically'' #''as you do so think about what you will do with this power. is it a burden? a gift? will you use it for good??'' #''thank you for your time mr hiddleston'' #tom hiddleston looking serious while holding banana #tom hiddleston #favorite faces
#fucking what the fuck #what #why #is this bothering no one else #is there some secret clause in his contract that stipulates that all his photoshoots have to be the fucking weirdest #what kind of creative directors #''yes please hold this peeled banana that we purchased especially for you whilst looking into the middle distance'' #''if you wish to mull over the many greek classics you enjoyed and performed in your youth that is also okay'' #''the banana symbolizes the privilege and influence you now hold as a young white male actor in the entertainment industry'' #''looking away from the banana shows that you are unaware of this privilege'' #''in the next photo please turn your head towards it organically'' #''as you do so think about what you will do with this power. is it a burden? a gift? will you use it for good??'' #''thank you for your time mr hiddleston'' #tom hiddleston looking serious while holding banana #tom hiddleston #favorite faces
