1 year ago
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#fucking what the fuck
#is this bothering no one else
#is there some secret clause in his contract that stipulates that all his photoshoots have to be the fucking weirdest
#what kind of creative directors
#''yes please hold this peeled banana that we purchased especially for you whilst looking into the middle distance''
#''if you wish to mull over the many greek classics you enjoyed and performed in your youth that is also okay''
#''the banana symbolizes the privilege and influence you now hold as a young white male actor in the entertainment industry''
#''looking away from the banana shows that you are unaware of this privilege''
#''in the next photo please turn your head towards it organically''
#''as you do so think about what you will do with this power. is it a burden? a gift? will you use it for good??''
#''thank you for your time mr hiddleston''
#tom hiddleston looking serious while holding banana
my name is lui
i'm majoring in anthropology and minoring in sexy!